Why is it that Sydenham is always coming up the stooge in newspaper stories?
- sheep molester seen bothering the livestock in Bromley. traced (i don't want to know how) by police to Dulwich, whereupon the suspect claims it's his twin brother living in Sydenham. Of course he would say that and of course they believe him, or at least it wasn't contested.
- fox poo on someone's shoe ... in Sydenham. No other reports of shoe fouling in other areas.
- tragic murder in Peckham. Area map clearly shows Peckham and ... Sydenham
Q: are they out to get us?