Regular day and time for writers' meeting

[dickp]

Step away from the post, Rod. mikecg ain't worf it!

[CaptainCarCrash]

What did you expect if you mock it? I'll give you an assumption - you are an inverted snob.

Don't be a plonker Rodney.

Read your statement here and explain its meaning?

But to join the group and discuss at length, subjects unrelated to writing would be like joining a Chess Club and bringing your Draughts set.
rod taylor

It's all a bit sawn off shotgun at a clay pigeon shoot though isn't it Rodders?

Step away from the post, Rod. mikecg ain't worf it!

That's a bit of a cop out dick, I'm not surprised though if I'm honest.

[Voyageur]

Flipping heck mike, you are like a spotty, desperate little kid doing gross things in a vain attempt to get the attention of the cooler kids in school. No wonder dickp doesn't choose to engage with you.

[CaptainCarCrash]

Flipping heck mike, you are like a spotty, desperate little kid doing gross things in a vain attempt to get the attention of the cooler kids in school. No wonder dickp doesn't choose to engage with you.

I understand your disdain towards me, you're not the first woman on the internet to seek revenge via belligerence from a previous encounter and I doubt you'll be the last.

I don't mind if you feel the need to ridicule my observations, it isn't the first time you've chosen to liken me to an adolescent? I don't really care what you think tbh.

[dickp]

1/10 must try harder.

[CaptainCarCrash]

1/10 must try harder.

Originality really isn't your strong point is it dicky old chap?

Anyway, there really is no point to this so I'm going to do the right thing and concede, this willy waggling contest isn't going to get us anywhere so I shall bow out gracefully

[Rachael]

I'm pretty sure the only person here willy-waggling was you, mike. The rest of us were just sitting back and laughing. At you, not with you.

[CaptainCarCrash]

That's fine Rachael, I mean. Nobodies snuffed it, have they?

[Miss_Private]

If I create a blog can I join?

[CaptainCarCrash]

I reckon you've got a chip on your shoulder mucky mickey. You're the one who called yourself a construct of conscience.

I didn't, I said that I could be.

No Rod, I don't have a chip on my shoulder. It's a 56lb bag of King Edwards finest

Seriously, I'll admit I was a bit bored. So I thought I'd throw out a pajorative or two and spice the place up a bit with a sarcastic chronological diatribe. Sadly all it did was conjure defence peppered with purile reposte akin to "When in Rhome" and reading? which ironically had a spelling mistake in it

In the words of Miguel de Cervantes...

It ill becomes you to assail one who cannot defend himself.

I tried more than once to jump from this thread, but the call to return was just too stong

I apologise for my childish jibes and bare no mallace or ill-will.

[dickp]

So, is the *ahem* Sydenham Writers Guild meeting today?

I'm working on a report that's, well, really not that interesting - and would love some time out with real people.