Duke of Clarence wrote:Being "accused" of impersonating a BBW is a compliment IMO.
Others would strongly beg to differ.
Hill Dweller wrote:I recently had a burning cross waved at me in an.other forum while being accused of being 'wolf'. IF the misled finger pointers meant the 'wolf' here I think she has a much better SoH than I have (although I was 'accused' of having the same 'tone').
Implying that an outspoken newcomer to the East Dulwich Forum is the 'bigbadwolf' is the EDF's clique of regulars and toady moderators' stock method of banishing someone who isn't toeing the ultra-liberal line. I'm reliably informed that several would-be contributers have been 'disposed' of in this manner. To be fair, the guy that runs it gave me more than my fair share of warning before he had enough and banned me for good, and you'll find some very funny people on there, but the problem lies in that it's focused on an area where some very precious people live who enjoy being offended. If they see something they don't like, they complain until what and who they don't like are banned. Below you will find an example of the kind of people you're likely to come across on the EDF.
Hector has returned home from his job as a human rights campaigner, only to be greeted by a distraught Jemima.
Hector: 'Darling, whatever's the matter?'
Jemima: 'Oh, darling, I'm sooooo offended!!'
H: 'What happened?'
J: 'I was browsing the EDF looking for a vintage pedal bin and I stumbled on some working-class people swapping jokes about the Irish. They were writing the most ghastly things. I haven't stopped crying since the police I alerted left. I'm soooo upset!'
H: 'Budge over and let me have a look.
Two Irish couples decide to spice up their sex lives by swapping partners. Afterwards, Paddy says, "That was focking great! I wonder how the girls got on." Good God, what sub-human scum writes this kind of thing? It's irredeemably offensive!'
J: 'Are you offended, too, darling?'
H; 'I most certainly am. Infact, I'm going to write to our MP over this?'
J: 'Oh, darling, I do so love it when we're offended as a couple. It's so romantic.'
Anyway...
There's no use in speculating whether I'm male or female; as we're unlikely to ever meet in the flesh/fur. No, just consider me as the itch you can't reach.
But I can confirm the gender of mikecg. I met him in a pub, he's male, although he was nursing a Port 'n' Lemon, so who knows what kind of underwear he had on underneath.
Oh, and Duke of Clarence, you're almost certainly a member of the EDF, but I haven't quite figured-out who you are on there, yet.
while being accused of being 'wolf'. IF the misled finger pointers meant the 'wolf' here I think she 
has a much better SoH than I have (although I was 'accused' of having the same 'tone').
Boom 
