It's just a carrot!

[Tim Lund]

[bigbadwolf]

It looks as though you've cut the foot off of a giant chicken. And to disguise, distract or indeed protect us from the consequences of your fiendish, experimental cruelty; you've placed the severed limb in front of a spindly pot-plant to complete the sick illusion.

I must say: if that's the case, Tim. I'm rather in awe of you.

Unless of course it turns out to be a nothing but a mutated carrot. In which case, you're undeserving of any praise.

I hope you wont disappoint us, Tim.

[Tim Lund]

Sorry to disappoint, BBW - in this hot weather I'm not feeling very imaginative. In a sad end to a mutant's life, it has now been eaten, and its feathery top composted. Dust to dust, ashes to ashes ...