JOKES!

chrisf · Post by **chrisf** » 25 Sep 2006 22:20

Does any1 wanna start of wiv sum jokes. We need a bit more happyness on here. every1 is to serious. chill man. sweet.

leaf · Post by **leaf** » 25 Sep 2006 22:28

lemonade · Post by **lemonade** » 26 Sep 2006 17:40

sarahc · Post by **sarahc** » 26 Sep 2006 19:03

knock knock........... (dare I encourage this.........?)

chrisf · Post by **chrisf** » 26 Sep 2006 20:09

Whos there

Greg Whitehead · Post by **Greg Whitehead** » 27 Sep 2006 08:14

It's the police ChrisF! You'd better run out the back door, you're already on a suspended!

Shouldn't have been on here bragging about the fly-tipping - you 'mug'

leaf · Post by **leaf** » 27 Sep 2006 11:13

chrisf · Post by **chrisf** » 27 Sep 2006 16:09

Greg Whitehead wrote:It's the police ChrisF! You'd better run out the back door, you're already on a suspended!

Shouldn't have been on here bragging about the fly-tipping - you 'mug'

Hey Greghead. Witty come back man!
How do u no I am on a suspended sentence? R U a magistrate from Stockwell? I woz not guilty they fitted me up

I woz not bragging about anything. I just admitted dumping me rubbish, junk, old tyres, cooker, fridge to name a few round various aleys, parks, plagrounds, schools, street corners to name a few

I remember u bragging about a gay guy who was nice to you and your TV wife

Got dis joke. I will share dis 1 wiv u
Knock knock
Whos there?
Greg
Greg who?

GregHead

Oh u 4got 2 vote. u need 2 vote 4 number 3 man. Go on u no u want 2

Greg Whitehead · Post by **Greg Whitehead** » 27 Sep 2006 16:31

That's actually funny ChrisF and quite a reasoned response. I've certainly had/heard worse.

I did vote number 3, Chris, just as you asked.

Whilst we're in the spirit of confessions - tell the truth - you're not as illiterate or 'street' as you make out! Come on!

sarahc · Post by **sarahc** » 27 Sep 2006 19:45

I think you're right Greg. I bet Chris is a really 'square', grey, posh civil servant!! (no offence to civil servants out there - I am one myself).

Greg Whitehead · Post by **Greg Whitehead** » 27 Sep 2006 20:07

Agreed sarahc. I often think the voabulary over strained and false (he/she often spells the difficult words correctly) and perhaps in that sense the joke may truly be on us.

raymondus · Post by **raymondus** » 29 Sep 2006 01:04

I didn't get the GregHead joke. However, the biggest joke at the moment for me is the ELLX. Amazingly, I have gone from mildly indifferent to dead against it in a short period. I hope I am wrong and it turns out to be the best thing since sliced bread.

Annie · Post by **Annie** » 10 Oct 2006 20:02

Whats the ELLX? sorry but i missed out on what you must have been talking about.

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